What exactly is the etiquette for doctor's office waiting rooms?
When my child is on the "well" side of the office and your child runs over from the "sick" side with you behind her saying "just don't touch his face!!!", should I be concerned?
When you continue to hang out on the "well" side in a very un-crowded waiting room, should I ask if your child is, in fact, sick?
When you and your child traipse from the "sick" side to the "well" side and back, have you successfully renamed the sides of the office to "sick" and "sicker"?