Jesus Got Hurt and Here's How a 2 Year Old Would Fix Him

On the way home from church Sunday, I asked Sam what he learned about in the nursery. (I guess I should refer to it as Sunday School since they have lessons and I'm expecting him to have learned something...)

Anyway, here's how the conversation went:
Me: Sam, what'd you learn about in the nursery today?
Sam: Hmm, Jesus.
M: What happened to Jesus?
S: Got hurt.
M: Who helped Him?
S: ....God.
(At this point, I'm thinking, "wow, they're teaching about the crucifixion and resurrection already...and he's remembering it?!")
M: What did God do?
S: Put lotion on it.

And then later answering the same question of who helped Jesus, Sam responded:
S: Ebee Poppa (my parents)
M: What did they give Him?
S: Money.