On the way home from church Sunday, I asked Sam what he learned about in the nursery. (I guess I should refer to it as Sunday School since they have lessons and I'm expecting him to have learned something...)
Anyway, here's how the conversation went:
Me: Sam, what'd you learn about in the nursery today?
Sam: Hmm, Jesus.
M: What happened to Jesus?
S: Got hurt.
M: Who helped Him?
(At this point, I'm thinking, "wow, they're teaching about the crucifixion and resurrection already...and he's remembering it?!")
M: What did God do?
S: Put lotion on it.
And then later answering the same question of who helped Jesus, Sam responded:
S: Ebee Poppa (my parents)
M: What did they give Him?