Recent conversation at our favorite, local Mexican restaurant.
Me: I'd like the Taco Salad, with chicken, please.
Authentic Waiter: You want everything with it?
Me: Um, no guacamole.
Authentic Waiter: Sour cream?
Me: Yes. But could I please get it on the side?
Authentic Waiter (nods): Lettuce?
Me: Yeeesss, I do want lettuce.