Tech: Y'all are qwi-yet!
Bob: You'd be quiet too if you'd had a stomache for 3 weeks.
Tech: Well, leesen here. My ex-huzband had Crohn's disease so nuthin' bothers me. But at least it wudn't ulcerative colitis or sumthen lak that.
Me: That's what he's got.
Me(pointing at Bob): Him.
Tech: Oh. Sorry...I din't know that.
A few minutes later...
Tech: Not to sker y'all or nuthin but we had a guy here in the hospital for 2 months an he went home ginst medical advice and he diiiied the next day. He was 28.
Me: (long pause) That's not real great stuff to be going around telling people, ha...ha. P.S. Get out.