I Feel Pretty Confident in Making This Guarantee

If you go to bed and leave this...



you WILL, for one reason or another, need to go downstairs in the middle of the night, when it's real dark, and you will step on something.

Also, those toys? They are louder at night.

And one more thing, if I step on a toy in the middle of the night, I can guarantee sweet stuff is not coming out of my mouth.

Just consider this a public service announcement of some sort.